No joke. Actual human poop. So this is how it goes. Molly, Mindie, and I were shopping for a certain someone's baby shower at walmart. We walk down this aisle and Mindie asks "Did someone fart? It smells really bad." Then Molly says "It smells like baby poop!!!" Then we all look down to find that Mindie and Molly have both just stepped in baby poop. Really it was toddler diarrhea, but either way...GROSS! So, since I am the only one with poop free shoes, I go find a lady to call maintenance. She acts kind of like it's not a big deal, but says she will call (I think maybe she didn't understand what it was). After waiting 15 minutes I decided I needed to go find someone else. She obviously was not very clear that it was poop. I found a man this time and when I told him what happened he looked at me like "you're kidding, right?" NO, I wasn't kidding and this was kind of a serious matter since Molly and Mindie couldn't move...they had poop on their shoes! finally after another 10 minutes a guy starts to walk past us...we all start yelling "over here". He come over like it's no big deal. I tell him what it is and he just looks at us. Takes his good ol easy time putting on some gloves while we stand there smelling POOP! Finally, Mindie and Molly get the poop off their shoes and we can leave. As we are leaving we notice that he is just going to mop the poop up. Nope, not going to wipe it up with paper towels first, just smear it all over the floor with a mop and probably not clean the water out...or the mop for that matter. Which means there will be a child's poop all over this walmart floor. EWWWWW!! Molly talked to a manager, we didn't have to stand in line to check out, and we couldn't stop laughing even though we were all very angry inside.
We decided after all this, that we really needed Braum's. They have vanilla sugar free ice cream. YUM.
P.S. It was the walmart of Spring Creek and 75...
Also, I feel that Molly will blog about this too. You should read her blog if she does. It really did happen.
2 comments:
And you didn't even have to smell it.
good thing you ate vanilla ice cream...
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